Happy St. Pat's!

Spotted Dick

WTF?

You know when you check your email or go to just about any website, there are those ads on the side of the page?

Like this one...

Can someone explain to me what this guy has to do with mortgages???

Besides that, he looks totally computer generated. And if that's the case, does he make you want to click on the advertisement? Not me! He makes me want to run in the opposite directions. They could have created something or someone more handsome!

PS...Nice rapist glasses

Product Watch

Perfect for the Superbowl!

Yes, it's sausage shaped like a football! Who's excited? This girl! (me)

Jason Derulo in Madison

Last night I attended the Jason Derulo concert at the Majestic Theater...

An Ode to Ellen DeGeneres

I'm a big fan of Ellen, so I wrote a song...

Twinsies

Some smarty-farty thought it would be fun to say that the chick who punched out the McDonald's window looks like me. Well, let's see about that!

*Note* I flipped her pic so it would be easier to compare...

I am on the left and McCrazy is on the right...and now that I've posted it, I see the similarity...Damn.

Not only do I look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman, but I also look like a crackhead. FML.