Fun Things

I spend a lot of my spare time just cruising around the Internet, trying to find funny videos or things that interest me. As a huge fan of the talkies, films, movies, if you will, I've found that I'm also a big fan of trailer recuts. Here are some of my favs I've found on YouTube...

Huh?

I went out for a little bit on Friday night. I decided to go home early, though. It was a pretty long day, so don't make fun of me for being a wuss.

However, my sister, Annie:

Decided to stay out. She's the funner one out of the two of us.

When I awoke on Sunday morning, I had a text message from her; however, I don't know if I can actually call it a message since it has absolutely no meaning. Try to figure this one out:

"R wuzaningizgere?"

CD

My sister asked me to make a CD of instrumental/classical music so she could listen to it at work. I know what you're thinking, "Wow...she's neat..."

Well, I'm neater, and let me tell you why.

I actually got excited when she asked me. I have a CD in my car titled, "Instrumental." And once in a while you can catch me in my car attempting to conduct music...

I actually seek out instrumental music I've heard in movies, so when my sister asked me if I could put the CD together, it was no problem since I already knew most of the songs I'd put on it.

Just to give you an idea (because I'm sure you care), here are some of the songs I put on the CD.

Oatmeal

I have been eating the same oatmeal everyday for over a week and it took me this long to realize how awesome it really is.


Of course, oatmeal is nutritious and does amazing things for the human body (don't ask me, I haven't a clue why oatmeal is so amazing), but what makes my oatmeal so magical is the packaging.

The packaging of my Roundy's oatmeal is above the rest because of the trivia question upon it! Today is the first day I noticed it, and I'm glad I did, because it was straight up awesome...



YESSSSSS! Do you see that?! The question is: "On Full House what was D.J.'s full name?"

No wonder people love oatmeal! It's not because it tastes good (God knows it tastes like rim job), it's not because it's good for you, it's because it's so much fun to eat! Definitely a great start to a day!

If you need the answer (and the microwave directions):

And just because I'm feeling nostalgic...

I'm Tiger Woods and I $%^& Bitches...

I just saw this and had to post it. Don't watch it at work...it's very inappropriate.

I am Tiger Woods from TWoods

My apologies

Sorry to all of my 4 blog readers, it's been a week since I last posted.

I feel like I'm at confession, "Forgive me readers for I have sinned, it's been 8 days since my last blog post..."

Anyway, the truth is, not much has really been going on. I've been busy with work and getting ready for the holidays. I didn't really want to post something that I didn't care about, so I chose not to post at all. However, I felt it was my duty to at least check in.

And to hold you over until my next post (because I'm sure you're just dying to read what I write next time) I'm posting a video, that's racy I might add, because I'm in love with the song.

Yes, it's Leighton Meester, and yes, the song is awesome...so sex!

MadCity Cocktails

I just got this the other day and I can't wait to use it next time I go out.

It's kind of like a Bucky Book for Madison Area bars. Unfortunately there aren't any deals for The Fox, but I have a feeling as the years go on, they'll get more bars to sign on. I can't believe nobody has thought of this before! More importantly, I can't believe I or one of my alcoholic friends haven't thought of it before!

All of the deals in the book are 2 for1 drinks which I'd say is a pretty good deal for this economy.

-Your deal-finding specialist, Crabby Abby.

Boobies

I would like to know who the hell paid for this study? It's totally WTF?

So apparently it is super healthy for men to stare at women's breasts and they live longer as a result.

(Yes, I will proudly admit these are my glorious boobies)

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, the author of the study, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

Yes…that’s totally the same??? WTF?

Read the story here

My Best Friend Katie

It's always a treat to get a voicemail from someone. It means that someone likes you enough to not only call you, but leave a message for you to call them back. Voicemails make me feel important and loved.

(However, this excludes voicemails that have anything to do with bills or the IRS...not that the IRS has ever called me)

As much as I love the average voice-mail, it's just that - average.

Example:

"Hey, this is 'Jane Doe.' call me back when you get a chance."

BORING!!!!

This is where my good friend Katie comes in: (Tip: right click and "open in new window". That way you won't close this window)

Click Here

In case you can't understand her mumbling...

"Doot, Doot, bum, do you really want to hurt me?

Do you really want to make me cry?

Nana, da, da, doot, ehhhh, blehhhh.

Make me cry?????

Doo, doo, doo, doo.

Doot, doo, doo, doo.

Ooops, that's not part of the song.
I'm going to zumba, heyyyy. Ok, bye."

While I'm not a big fan of Boy George or the Culture club (and now I've found out I don't especially like their music on my voice-mails) I appreciate the effort Katie put in on this one.

Definitely an A+ on the voice-mail grading scale.

For making my voice-mails special, I love my best friend Katie.

Booty Call

Early this morning, one of my many gentleman callers texted me around 1AM. It simply read, "Come over"

I'm no dummy, I know what this meant.

Guys, let me tell you something. I'm not interested!

If you want to ask me on a date, fine. But if you're looking for one night of passion, I ain't your girl...I will provide you with many nights of passion, though, if you're willing to put in the effort.

-Crabby Abby