Thursday, December 3, 2009

Booty Call

Early this morning, one of my many gentleman callers texted me around 1AM. It simply read, "Come over"

I'm no dummy, I know what this meant.

Guys, let me tell you something. I'm not interested!

If you want to ask me on a date, fine. But if you're looking for one night of passion, I ain't your girl...I will provide you with many nights of passion, though, if you're willing to put in the effort.

-Crabby Abby
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 3, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    Holla!

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  2. Big TastyDecember 4, 2009 at 6:42 AM

    And here I thought I was the only one that called you at strange hours of the night to come over.

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  3. CrabbyAbbyDecember 4, 2009 at 9:01 AM

    I have plenty of different men calling me late at night. Oh, Big Tasty, it's naive to think you're the only one.

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  4. meanbeavDecember 4, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    I wish he would have texted "cum over". That would have made it way better.

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  5. CrabbyAbbyDecember 4, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    That would've really turned me on! I may have actually gone over there, then. Haha

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  6. Your tears smells like eggsDecember 4, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    Speak on it. Some people (retards mentioned above) should not be allowed to text. It's a privledge, not a right!

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